SHORT GUIDE TO COMPLETE SUCCESS

— Inspired by Grigoriy Oster —

And if different ideas

Enter head without knock –

Close all your doors and windows

Because they should be well-locked!

Grigoriy Oster

1. World is cruel. Think only about the “I”.

2. Focus on yourself. Family and friends are weakness. Neighbors are rubbish.

3. Grab all you see. You will need it all after. And even if not… all these silly little people don’t know what to do with their lives. Save them from doubts – keep everything for yourself.

4. Keep climbing the career ladder walking over corpses – they all deserve this. Become powerful and rich.

5. When the heart-warming number of zeros in your bank account filled with saved/earned/stolen/deducted/inherited/………. (underline appropriate) money will start perturbing your bank or investment manager – hide the money to an offshore account. Better to several.

6. And the important never become a social entrepreneur. The reasons are simple to explain:

• Social problems are fault of those who face them. Noone helps you to solve your problems. Then why would you help anyone to solve their. They should have thought before. All their problems come from their past mistakes.
  Conclusion: They deserve to suffer.
• Even if in an exclusive moment of weakness you would like to help somebody to address their problem, there are too many social issues in the world. Which one to choose? How to choose? But can solve it alone? Ah, too many obstacles.
  Conclusion: Just leave it and come back into jacuzzi.

  Asked yourself a foolish question?

  Answer’s foolishness ahead

  Better ask it to your neighbours

  Let’s explode their head!

  Grigoriy Oster

• Social entrepreneurs want to bring change into the world. Into the world where you have everything you want to have and much more, into the world where the power of you and your money is unlimited. You are so happy with your greediness and selfishness. The change can destroy all your world. Say NO to change in the world. Say NO to those who supports any change.

  Conclusion: Social entrepreneurs are enemies.

• They say there are also social intrapreneurs. They would present social issues inside their company in order to persuade the CEO that the company needs to address the issues. Go ahead! Join them if you want to be shouted at by your boss and laughed at by colleagues.
  Conclusion: Social intrapreneurship will ruin your career.
• Social entrepreneurs are said to become passionate (in other words little crazy) about any idea they address. Lose your mind because of helping people?
  Conclusion: Social entrepreneurs are insane.
  Seriously, after all any questions left?

7. When made the right choice in favor of money, power and jacuzzi keep in mind the last hint: spend all the money you can during your life. Do not leave a penny after your death. Just imagine – someone could invest it in something as horrible as social entrepreneurship!

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* Hopefully my humor with a portion of nonsense all the way through this post is understandable.

**For those who took the post seriously – please, leave a comment. I am simply curious.

No hay comentarios / 20 May 2015 por Tatsiana Prokharchyk
IMSD / entrapreneur, harmful advice, social entrepreneurship

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